Buddha was 100% into the weird indie hentai game sites my friend told me exist. It’s in the Bible, look it up.
Your comment is insensitive and I suggest you take it down.
But first post the sites you were talking about so I can block them. I won’t click them, I’ll just block them immediately. I swear.
Hentai games are not mentioned on the list, so they’re obviously OK.
So is Call Of Duty. 😆
Buddha inventing the Woke Game List over two millennia before the chuds made theirs
Truly, a man ahead of his time
Ok “immitating deformities” does sound kind of ableist. But most of these games seem pretty innocent. I thought Buddha was supposed to be chill. This seems pretty oppressive.
“So the idea is that you wash away all of the dirt, and each time you clean something you accumulate wealth you can use to buy better equip-“
“Do what now?”
Guessing a friend’s thoughts.
This is a list of shit his friends would do to annoy him.
The enlightened one, however does approve of the following games:
Super Smash Brothers Brawl
The Leisure Suit Larry Franchise
CC: Red Alert 2
Conker’s Bad Fur Day
Stephen Spielberg’s The Dig
Earthworm Jim
What? No jenga?
Games where players either remove pieces from a pile or add pieces to it, with the loser being the one who causes the heap to shake
Today I learned that Buddhists should not play hop scotch or pickup sticks.
Nah thats insane, he forbade waterpolo. I hereby announce that that waterpolo is a religion.
sisyphus however…
Eternally playing Getting Over It and falling just short of the summit.
Sissy-Fuss, he was a little bratty slut.
Would he have enjoyed Asura’s Wrath?
On one hand the aphorism, “If you meet Buddha on the road, kill him” applies. On the other its a game entirely about a mans attachment to his daughter, and Buddhism is about letting go of attachments so…
I was genuinely excited about Powerwash Simulator before release. The zen aspect of it was clear from the game concept alone. I told SkillUp on twitter that itbwas going to be amazing and he thought I was trolling, but I and a bunch of others insisted. Then he tried it and almost unironically called it Game of the Year.
So relaxing.
