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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • The Octonaut@mander.xyz
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    This isn’t actually true though. Most dinosaurs have been named in the last 100 years. In fact 85% of them have been named since Jurassic Park came out.

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      Correct. We are currently in a golden age for unearthing new dinosaurs. Pretty much every week there’s something new that we have found.

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        Is it actually finding new stuff, though? Or just refining classification methods to better identify what we already had lying around?

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    the scientific name for gorilla is “gorilla gorilla” so i think that ship sailed before sailing was invented

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      And American Buffalo are “bison bison.”

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        I don’t know what it actually means but the scientific name of Indian Cobra is Naja naja and in Hindi “naja” means “Don’t go”, which seems very apt.

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          An excellent warning sign. Fuck looking at stripes, the Indians get it

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    Please, dinosaurs today would get 20 year corporate licenses. Arby’s-osaurus Rex; Modelo-dactyl — “for those with the flying spirit”

    Edit: are they listening to us?

    • Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      TriceraX

  • pH3ra@lemmy.ml
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    Now advertising companies would pay to slap the name of their brand on dinosaurs:

    • Cocapteryx colacerus
    • Teslasaurus muskatus
    • Primeraptor amazonii
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      Don’t give them ideas!

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    I think it’s less that biologists stopped using Latin and more that we’re running out of Latin

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      Well then, invent more.

      People keep saying it’s a dead language, but I keep seeing it around. Sounds more like a goddamn lazy language to me!

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        Agreed, Latin needs to start pulling on its bootstraps!

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          language war intensifies

      • oo1@kbin.social
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        i think they do.
        lots of the newer “scientific” names for stuff are made up latin sounding words.

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        Not to ruin the moment here or anything but this is the first properly funny comment I’ve seen on Lemmy. I used to spend most of my time on Reddit just hunting around for funny comments so I feel like the transition is now complete, so thanks

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      When they come up with names like ‘Tachymenoides Harrisonfordi’ for a snake that was discovered last year, I think they’ll be fine for a while.

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    Case in point: Balaur bondoc was named just 13 years ago and its name literally means “chonky dragon”

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    There’s a dinosaur named after Zuul from Ghostbusters.

    Full name: Zuul crurivastator, or “Zuul, Destroyer of Shins.”

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    Didn’t they just name like the most distant star ever discovered Godzilla?

    Come on, that’s bad ass!

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      i mean if you think about it godzilla is just ancient mythology except not ancient

      in other words its a perfect name

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    Jizzasaurass Wrecks

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    Brah!ntosaurus. Or maybe Brawndosaurus? Plants got what it craves!

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    Now that’s some dank strains. Someone needs to be at out critical mass and blue dream, and I think we found our man… Facelikeapotato, we don’t deserve you, but we need you

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    👉’Attasaurus, Rex 👉

    🦖🦖🦖

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    Theres funny names for beetles though

    Theres a beetle named after beyonce, iirc

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      There’s funny names for everything really. There is a gene that scientists named after sonic the hedgehog.

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      Cause it’s beetles all the way down

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    Harambe Erectus

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    They better name a dinosaur after Skuntank!

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