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    Why do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren’t mammals.

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      We’ve been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.

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        Can’t argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.

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        … just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves–>dogs with massive bazzongas.

        Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits.

        Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.

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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry

      We are prey.

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      How else will hot naga chicks make snilk?

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      idk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too.

      Birds don’t have tits.

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        Some birds are tits.

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          Look I’m not saying you can’t go airtight on bird hentai, but they shouldn’t be spewing milk.

          Its all about the suspension of disbelief. How the hell do you expect me to get going with this level of anatomical misrepresentation?

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            Woooosh

            Tit

            • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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              Its not a woosh, its a shitpost dummy.

              Jesus, get into character.

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                You’re ranting about furry hentai to someone who made a joke about there being a bird species which is called “tit”.

                You wooshed. Hard.

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                  Bro you are in the SHITPOSTING subreddit. You self-uno-reversed your own woosh.

                  Here is a link to what shit posting is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting

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        And only one hole

        • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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          How many holes do you need?

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            At least one more

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          Cloacas mean you can have vaginal and anal at the same time with just 1 dick.

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            Exactly, you can still go airtight.

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        Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It’s genetic engineering for sexual warfare.

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        Then how am I always eating chicken tits?

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      Over developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.

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      Wdym always, how many reptilians with tits have you seen?

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      Reptiles also aren’t humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn’t make sense

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      Because if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)

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      And they never have nipples!

      I’m guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.

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  • YAMAPIKARIYA@lemmyfi.com
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    Smash I guess 😮‍💨

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Tf you mean guess, that’s a SMASH in all caps

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        A monster (s)mash!!

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    lizard queen thicc

    lizard queen want dicc

    tight as a boa constricc

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    Lusty argonian maid

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      Madame Vastra would like a word

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    Whatever you do DO NOT walk to the Denver International Airport. That giant bronco statue in the front will come alive and harass you all the way to your gate!

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      We call him Blucifer. He has freaky glowing red eyes and asshole veins.

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        That was no 5th leg neither.

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    “How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don’t lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?”

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      She evolved boobs for the same reason the angler fish evolved that little light in front of its mouth: to entice prey.

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        That could be cool. What would also be cool, in the same vein is if it was mimicry/imitation. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female lol.

        What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.

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    She may be cold-blooded, but it’s making my blood pump hot in some places (I’m referring to my penis).

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I’m ready to FUCC

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    Don’t reptiles reproduce by laying eggs that the males then fertilize? So what you’re really thinking of doing is… uh…

    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      No, that’s fish and amphibians. Reptile eggs are enclosed by a soft shell and they get fertilized by doing the hanky panky.

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      Why Snakes Have Two Penises and Alligators Are Always Erect | National Geographic

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    Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans

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      After so much time she is finally free to be herself, openly on the internets.

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    Am I the only one who’s more bothered by “wyd” missing a second w than by the picture?

  • p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world
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    Sigh… unzips

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    She’s a false queen. We have a king now

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